Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
I have never seen anything describe me more accurately than this.
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
DISNEY IS CUTTING THEIR HAND-DRAWN ANIMATION DEPARTMENT
Charizard wasn’t a size zero but d’you see him having body issues? No, because Charizard knows he’s a badass motherfucker.
this is the most inspiring thing on here omfg
Find your inner Charizard people, you can do it
I think last time I checked I’m pretty close to charizard in height/weight too
I did a thing
the yahoo staff are being scary
0-0 pizza how could they do this to you?